To the editor:
We see them every day, my friends and I, as we sit at McDonald’s over at Walmart. We love McDonald’s — delicious food at such a reasonable price. But we have to stop eating when these people with sagging pants come in the door.
They already have their britches down, so we know they are in a hurry to get to the toilet. Some of them have stains on their completely exposed underwear. This morning, one of my best friends was on the verge of throwing up. I tried to calm him down, but he had seen too much.
If people have to show off all of their underwear, they should at least throw them in the washer — at least once a month. My friend had to throw his breakfast away.
I would like to make a request of Walmart. Can’t you put portable toilets at the entrance to the store so these people can use them and have their britches up when they come in the door? That way, they won’t be in such a hurry and we can all have a nice meal in a civilized society like we had in the ’50s.
Why do they even bother to put their britches on? I’m perplexed.
Fred S. Caudle
Rockingham